-will fuck you up
-are fucking awesome
-deliver the mail
-will set you on fire
-have a built in knife compartment that they are not born with but when they hit puberty it grows
-are very skilled at making shanks when they go to prison
-are not apprecieated by the mods on wtf_inc
-are Scottish, therefore they are related to Sean Connery and therefore despise Alex Trebek.
-also love beer due to Scottishness. Unfortunately the ones domesticated and raised in America have come to love and serve really crappy beer.
-are fucking AMAZING at football due to love of beer. THEY LOVE IT. http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZyUENUFCkdE (when not interrupted by streaking sheep)
These are trufax.